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A Look Back At 2022
As the year 2022 is entering its last week, we're taking a look back at some of the cards that the year has brought us, so join us in this week's retrospective issue of Cranial Insertion!
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November Rain
Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games! We got everything you want, all those rules questions and answers. So we jump on the nightrain to head down toward Paradise City where the grass is green. By now you have probably run out of patience for those answers and thus will need to read on, sweet child o' mine, in this week's edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Akroma's Memorial Day Sale
or, Furiously Slashing PricesFire up the Improbability Drive! Break out those questions to life, the universe, and everything because we have the answers! 42 of course! Well, that is to Magic related rules we have all the answers! So join us for another improbably good edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Welcome to the Isolation Zone
Staying inside and cozying up by the fire with one of your favorite online articles to read! That is right folks, it is that time of the week again, time for another exciting edition of Cranial Insertion. Hopefully the rest of the week is less exciting than this last one, Moko is getting a bit stir crazy from being locked inside all the time.
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Catch Myth If You Can
Myths abound as we wade through the Plane of Theros where death can sometimes have no meaning! Planeswalkers and creatures are escaping the underworld onto the battlefield, oh my! Just like your rules questions are escaping from our inbox and into our article for this week! So join us for this week's otherworldly edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Dead Presidents
Presidents Day is here in the US and we are celebrating our past presidents and all of their great accomplishments! No, Moko was never a president of the US, despite what "proof" he might offer. So join us as we celebrate by giving you the executive answers to all of those questions your friends have been filibustering all this time! So read on in this week's administrative edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Just Another Valentine's Day
Ah, l'amour! St. Valentine is hanging around once again and we here at the Cranial Insertion offices know what you love! That is answers to those rules questions burning in your hearts! We have packed this article full of questions that you have had a burning desire for a response! Join us for this week's lovely edition of Cranial Insertion, now with more hearts! P.S.: No zombie monkey hearts were used in the making of this article, nor did we charge Moko with obtaining actual hearts.
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Groundhog Day, Again
It is ground hog day, here in the US, and we have brought to you the best answers for those burning questions you have been asking. It is ground hog day, here in the US, and we have brought to you the best answers for those burning questions you have been asking. It is ground hog day, here in the US, and we have brought to you the best answers for those burning questions you have been asking. It is ground hog day, here in the US, and we have brought to you the best answers for those burning questions you have been asking. It is ground hog day, here in the US, and we have brought to you the best answers for those burning questions you have been asking. So read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Cranial Insertion Bests the Mailbag
Digging in after the release weekend for Theros Beyond Death we find our mailboxes have been stuffed by all of those questions you are dying to have answers for! So we took out our crowbars and pried those letters out of the box! Head on inside and join us for this weeks jam packed edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Jailbreak!
Theros Beyond Death previews are out and the prerelease is in the books! Cards are escaping from graveyards all over the multiverse and we are breaking out the best rules questions you had to ask! To celebrate inside we have cooked up all the answers you will need on your journey through the Nyx and beyond! So read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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